You wish me well

I wish you hell

dutchster:

as a serial killer my name would be the suspense so my victims would be like “oh no, the suspense is killing me” and we would both laugh right before i killed them

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divinedorothy:

if white people be like “white people be like” but i’m white and i be like white people be like “white people be like” then who’s driving the car

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kaliforhnia:

im lonely and i miss you please come back to me. 

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ryancrobert:

you can just tell that Nicki Minaj is the kind of person that when you’re telling a story and everyone else in the group is talking over you, she’s making direct eye contact with you and paying extra attention so that you don’t get discouraged and stop mid-story

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and I’m over it,
I’m over it,
I promise I’m over it.
But it still hurts sometimes.
- laura elizabeth ross  (via perfect)
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